do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
things that are cute
- and you
- all of you
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors